I don’t have to be consistent, or logical. I’m a Conservative.

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Many of the country’s self-appointed moralists are hypocrites whose own histories tumble out the window as soon as there is a check to be cashed.

More of the world’s most brilliantly pointless street flyers.

The hand-posted flyer is perhaps the cheapest way to spread the word about lost dogs, found cats, and creepy looking men offering low-cost guitar lessons. But most of the time, those flyers serve as nothing more than reading material for people waiting to get into a bathroom or on a bus. The flyers collected here acknowledge this reality, and they respond by trying to do nothing more than entertain whatever pair of eyes happen to be aimed in their direction. You now have no excuse for wasting all your time on the Internet when it’s perfectly clear you could be wasting paper out in the real world.             Updated 2/24/12:               Updated 12/22/12:               Updated 11/14/11:                     Updated 9/16/11:                   Updated 8/31/11:                             Updated 8/18/11:                     (Posted 8/5/11)                   Updated 7/25/11:                     Updated 5/19/11:         Updated 5/11/11:            Updated 4/19/11:     Updated 4/4/11:   Updated 3/21/11:   Updated 3/4/11:   Updated:   Posted on 2/23/11:    

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Sometimes I wonder if these people really are incapable of being human for moe than 5 seconds…

…and what do you do if you are Black and Gay? Drive a wedge between yourself?

My telling you that what you are saying is B.S. is NOT censorship…

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pleatedjeans:

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” Facts? Facts? We doan need your stinkin’ facts!!”

If you think I’m going to obey anything that Jesus dude said, you must be some kinda Liberal.

Via someecards I made this card, I did, I did!!

I guess Jesus was just joking about that “Blessed are the peacemakers” stuff.

Now I can’t get that song out of head…

“Sometimes you feel like a but, sometimes you don’t”. just seems to be the perfect theme sing for The GOP/Tea Party these days.

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God, I’m so confused… Which Wing-nut did you say was your favorite?

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Even quoting Jesus - by Obama and/liberals - is seen as an “attack on faith”.

How does that work?